Start-UPossum

With his fresh Masters degree in Engineering secured in his leather messenger bag, the Start-UPossum migrates to San Francisco. Once he has found a start-up company to mate with, he begins the arduous task of filling his hi-rise apartment with expensive stuff.

The Start-UPossum hopes to eventually find a more appropriate mate but first he must finish the process of becoming Steve McQueen. He is already on his way when he makes his first large purchase; the custom Triumph bike which was built new for him and is somehow vintage at the same time. And by carrying his matching custom helmet (a subtle, but beautiful army green) wherever he goes, he can show potential mates that he pretty much is Steve McQueen.

Bridge n' Tunnel Bulls

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Seen only on Friday and Saturday nights, bridge n' tunnel bulls migrate to the city from their natural habitat (Roseville, probably) to drink, get laid, and smash things. 

Bridge n' tunnel bulls can be easily identified by their markings which have evolved to keep them well camouflaged amongst the products found in their environment (Costco). 

These fascinating beasts always travel in packs, usually numbering from 2 - 6, though in many cases such as Santa-con or Bay-to-breakers, their numbers can quickly grow into the hundreds of thousands.

Listen for their calls:

  • Lemme buy you a vodka and Redbull, baby.

  • Don't call it Frisco, dude! They hate that.

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!