Bridge n' Tunnel Bulls

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Seen only on Friday and Saturday nights, bridge n' tunnel bulls migrate to the city from their natural habitat (Roseville, probably) to drink, get laid, and smash things. 

Bridge n' tunnel bulls can be easily identified by their markings which have evolved to keep them well camouflaged amongst the products found in their environment (Costco). 

These fascinating beasts always travel in packs, usually numbering from 2 - 6, though in many cases such as Santa-con or Bay-to-breakers, their numbers can quickly grow into the hundreds of thousands.

Listen for their calls:

  • Lemme buy you a vodka and Redbull, baby.

  • Don't call it Frisco, dude! They hate that.

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!